"you blathering idiot! no time for page three, but plenty to begin more doomed projects!" cried the viewer as he/she popped another molly. no silly willy wong, this is called ‘prioritizing’. this is a project I started when I was ten. I’ve completely forgotten about it until recently. It’s not a very long story, so I thought I’d doodle it out quickly without refining it and see what you think of my 10-year-old writing and my useless knowledge of vacuum cleaners.