as I peer down at my basic bamboo splash tablet, factory refurbished and battered from transportation, a single tear escapes my tired face. words completely nullified…
Floridians during a hurricane.
"It ain’t even a Category 3 … the mall is still open." - actual quote from the last hurricane I was in.
alcohol sales usually go up about 14% during a hurricane. this isn’t a time to seek shelter. it’s a time to party.
as i have lived in Florida for 10 years i can assure you this is very accurate
in kissimmee, we were really hoping for one this year but instead we got a ton of rain and puerto ricans.